Inglês - Aprenda Lendo

Getting old

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me. I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

Four Worms and a lesson

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
-- What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said:
-- As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!
That pretty much ended the service
Vocabulário Clique abaixo:

- at least - ao menos
- elderly ladies - senhoras idosas
- friend - amiga
- get mad - ficar com raiva
- glare - olhar intensamente
- how soon do you need to know? - quando você precisa saber?
- kind - tipo
- lately - ultimamente
- look - olhar
- meet (meet, met, met) - encontrar
- over the years - ao longo dos anos
- play cards - jogar cartas
- remember - lembrar
- share - compartilhar
- stare - olhar fixamente
- think (think, thought, thought) - pensar
- week - semana
- clean - limpo
- jar - jarra, vaso, vidro
- learn (learn, learnt, learnt) - aprender
- placed - colocado
- put (put, put, put) - colocado
- smoke - fumar, fumaça
- soil - solo
- worm - verme

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